Mark's alarm goes off. Mark calmly hits the philosopher button. The philosopher button allows him to reflect on some of the great questions in life before blindly scurrying out of bed and wasting his time in fruitless activity. Often his great philosophical struggles (often involving the subject of mind over matter or matter over mind) results in further philosopher button utilization which greatly contributes to the make up of the thoughtful, well respected young man that he is known as to the world.

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