Bakersfield Basketball Team Prove Thesis: Attorney Basketball Teams May Not Have Talent, But Competitive Spirit, Forethought Make For Success

OBCL Basketball Players I. St. Lawrence, Seth O'Dell, Jeremy D. Swanson, and Blogger finished the regular season at 5-0. The "All Paper-Pusher Team" is the number one team going into the end of year tournament.

The best player on the team is non-lawyer big man, Keegan. The attorneys on the team tell him what to do and chew him out when he fails to properly carry us on his back.

This plays to the strengths of attorneys: manipulating the producing members of society to provide for our well being and contentment.