Natalie Mains of the Dixie Chicks once again forgot that the only worthwhile things that she can do with her mouth are to eat and to sing. NM went on "The Today Show" and talked about foreign policy, undoubtedly an area of expertise after two world tours of Hilton Hotels and three hours of watching National Geographic Specials.

The Dixie (although the south has disavowed them) Chicks (a term undoubtedly used to give people confidence in their intelligent analysis of world events) have ruffled enough feathers to have received death threats, something which Ms. Mains believes is unconscionable. Meanwhile, in light of a Dixie Chick hit, members of the Country Western Community plan to perform a song called "Goodbye Natalie" at the CMA Awards.

Toby Keith will be proud.