Blogger Issues Mea Culpa For Online Absence

In groundbreaking announcement today, Blogger issued an apology for letting down the blogger world.

"To all of those folks out there who regularly read this blog to escape the real world for a bit and dream of a better world, a world that exists in the mind of Blogger. To all those people who rely on this blog to take that annoying thing called reality and put it in its place. To all of those who rely on this blog for news - the news that no one else dares report on. To all of those who rely on this blog for psychology insights into country western stars thoughts as they Drive While Under the Influence of alcohol. To all of those who read my blog to be reminded that the best life is the footloose bachelor life. And to all of those who are not reading my blog for any particular reason that can be discovered beyond sheer boredom, I apologize for my absence.

Absence may make the heart grow fonder, but many of you don't need larger hearts in the first place (in fact, it may be bad for your health). Here's to blogging."