Norway: "United States President Worships Satan"

Shockwaves hit the international community today because of President George W. Bush's salute to 666 (right handed index and pinky finger). The charge was led by United States political observers in Norway.

"We in the international community have always suspected that Bush had made a deal with the Devil," stated leading Norway social thinker, Victor Laslo. "He has finally come out of the closet."

The salute, famous in Norway grunge rock bands, drew notice from other international celebrities as well.

"The United States is the Great Satan," stated retired dictator and applicant for the left wing social commentator role on CNN's Crossfire, Saddam Hussein. "Bush Jr. is a larger threat to the middle eastern environment than the internal combustion engine."

Bush claimed that the salute was actually a native Texas acknowledgement of one of the bedrock of American Values: Football.

"The Texas Longhorns have one of the greatest college football teams ever assembled," he stated. "As a loyal son of Texas, as a red blooded American male, I am proud to show my allegiance to my team."

The French Ambassador issued a statement decrying the American President's "Thinly veiled public support for violence" through his endorsement of football. The President referred all future questions on the subject to country western star Toby Keith.

Toby Keith questioned why so many people are apparently listening to the complaints of the leaders of Norway. He cited the fact that Norway is insignificant in comparison to Amway and that Wal-Mart kicks both their behinds.