Country Music Antics Once Again Provide Entertainment for Blog

Country Music Star Wynonna Judd married today. This is her second marriage. Her marriage came fresh on the heels of being charged with drunken driving. Wynonna claims that she was drinking on that night to "celebrate" the marriage. Your blog creator suggests that her new husband must have been doing a lot of drinking to propose marriage in the first place. With the drinking propensities of both the bride and groom, this could be a country western marriage made in heaven.

The groom was Wynonna's long time bodyguard. Wynonna reportedly gushed to a friend, "I never dreamed of dating my bodyguard. But after watching how well it worked out for Whitney Houston and Kevin Costner in that one movie I thought 'who better to take care of me than my bodyguard?'" Who indeed (FINANCIAL EDITORS NOTE: When seeking personal protection, paying by the hour is a much better investment than marrying someone and placing half of your personal assets at risk)? Wynonna continued "If Whitney would have stayed with Kevin after the movie instead of marrying Bobby, she'd still be tops on the billboards."

The groom, D.R. Roach, is not an actual doctor. But his name is consistent with Wynonna Judd husband line of male accesories. Wynonna's first husband was named "Arch B. Kelly." The names of Wynonna's husbands has led to speculation that Wynonna would be happiest with an actual rap star instead of "Rap Stars In Name Only." P. Diddy is currently on the market for a quick 2 to 3 year romantic relationship, but their publicists have denied them being anything more than "just friends." "Just friends" in the entertainment world is a euphemism for "the parents do not approve."

The Divorce Lawyers Association of Nashville lauded the new marriage. "People who take risks and make mistakes contribute more to the world at large." stated George Huxtable, an attorney for several recently divorced celebrities, "people who have taken risks and made mistakes of this nature have paid for two of my boys to get an education at Harvard."