Blog Squatters Evicted But Scars Remain

In the wee hours of the morning of Wednesday the blog was taken over for a brief period of time when blogger - tired from faithfully entertaining friends - failed to log off of blog when using an unsecured computer.

A post was posted that was obviously not consistent with the good taste and firm beliefs of your blogger. Several deviations from this blogs normal quality are hereby noted.

If Blogger uses a Jimmy Stewart in the persona of George Bailey quote, he would likely quote George who - alive in a world where he is securely married to Donna Reed - says, "It would have been better if I would have never been born." It was only through the heroic efforts of just about the whole town that George was cheered up enough to avoid suicide - a thought that very well may have been acted on after the movie was over when he discovered that not only was he still a married man, but that the producer of the movie had failed to file a copyright renewal.

As for rescuing damsels in distress, Blogger points out that damsel was a friend and that friend cannot help it that she was born a girl. Blogger generously disregards such things as gender when determining whether a friend has his loyalty and trust (and of course, best efforts for their own continued welfare). Therefore, Blogger is consistent in character with his firmly held quasi-religious briefs that female relationships involving sentiment beyond that contained in normal comraderie and friendship is dangerous for the wellbeing of any right thinking bachelor.

Furthermore, if a damsel in distress would have needed rescuing who was not a friend and therefore deserving of all the loyalty, trust, yada, yada, etc, as hitherto described, it still would not have been inconsistent with Bloggers quasi-religious beliefs as long as no sentiment was felt or shown beyond that normally felt for the good of mankind and the progress of the human race.

As a side note, although not particularly true in the actual case alluded to, damsels in distress are notoriously entertaining in their suffering giving rise to heroic efforts to hide bloggers amusement. These heroic efforts are perfect training ground for enhancing self discipline and the fine art of stoicism.

Your Blogger apologizes for the deep emotional distress that his cavalier attitude toward blog security may have caused readers. In the future, he will remember that "the only thing truly secure is the security of knowing that you will never be truly safe from those who wish to harm the beautiful world that bachelor believers live in."

The only thing that can possibly save you from them is eternal vigilance and an eye for liberty. Cheerio.