Former Senators Exit Opens Race Up For Key Democrat Voting Bloc

Carol Moseley Braun exited the Presidential race today, opening up a key democrat voting bloc that she has had a firm lock on up until now.

"To win a presidential race at this point in history it is essential that the Democrat nominee captures every important liberal voting bloc" stated political consultant Joseph Carver, "Let's face it, there are very few democrat voting blocs as important as the dead Chicagoan voting bloc."

Historians note that John F. Kennedy probably would not have captured the presidency if it was not for the very political cemetery residents of the Windy City. Historians also note that after the unfortunate choice of a convertible rent-a-car in Dallas, JFK could have remained active in politics had he been laid to rest in Illinois' largest city.

As a Senator from Illinois, Carol Moseley Braun ruled the deceased Chicago vote until too many live people voted in 1998. Democrat candidates are already jockeying for position before the last dirt has been thrown on Senator Braun's candidacy.