Blogger Achieves Something That Most of His Readers Never Will: Reaches the Age of 28 Without Entering Marital Abyss

There's nothing quite as satisfying as writing up one of your own achievements. Except hearing it from someone else, of course.

But since Blogger probably won't (in the traditional sense) live forever, he is taking upon himself this evening to type out a fitting tribute toward his great achievement.

It's been ten years since Blogger could legally marry. For ten years he has avoided the approximately 3.1 Billion pitfalls that parade around the world in ever less clothing. For ten years he has lived the free life, an example to young boys that growing old does not mean that you have to grow up, grow dull, and spout Jane Austen Drivel to a Damsel Designed to Distress.

Yes indeed, today is a great marker in the life of Mark. A big step for Bigger in the onward struggle against peer pressure to join in societal's inevitable slide toward wedding ceremony.

Now that this significant milestone has been reached, the many forces of matrimony are working even harder to try to keep Blogger from reaching the age of 29 unscathed by the dreaded black tux. Danger is Blogger's real middle name. He will take them on, singlely, indefinitely. Until he celebrates the next milestone of bachelor achievement.