Discipline For the Newlywed Married Man

Blogger has noticed the annoying trend of newly married male friends putting on substantial pounds. When questioned, they laugh it off nonchallantly like the Pillsbury Doughboy with a wedding ring.

Blogger is appalled. He firmly believes that instructions for males on how to retain their bachelor figure should be included in any pre-marital counseling course. He thinks the government should consider this as a proposal worthy of grant money (taken directly from the Endowment for the Arts) and take immediate action through tax breaks and other incentives to stop this plague of jiggle.

What ever happened to a sense of dignity and self respect? Whatever happened to discipline and a desire to be the best that you can be?

Blogger is deeply saddened by this behavior. Very saddened.