Things to do in New York City - Part One

With the Republican National Convention going on in New York City, Blogger thought it appropriate to list some activities for convention goers.

Go to the Statute of Liberty and get engaged. http://www.nynewsday.com/news/politics/rnc/nyc-rep01,0,3981678.story?coll=nyc-gop-headlines. Blogger does not recommend this. Blogger suggests that going to the Statute of Liberty and then proposing borders on the sacrilegious. Much more appropriate to wait until you get on a downward elevator in the Empire State Building, wait for it to get stuck, and then resign yourself to a similar life by pulling out the ring.

However, Blogger wishes to congratulate old friends Stacy Pannas and Marc Lucca. He misses the old days back at the Capitol and running around with the Young Republicans. He supposes that if marriage is a necessary evil that their hooking up beats a Roseanne Barr/George Burns union.

Blogger will write more on NYC today or tomorrow. Be prepared for the great "turnstile hopping" exercise, enjoying the Empire State Building while reliving your favorite scenes from King Kong (and ignoring any uncomfortable, icky memories of Sleepless in Seattle), and a bachelors' guide to good New York City eating.