Blogger Explains IRAC (Not a country)

Blogger recently used the IRAC method of legal analysis when explaining a legal theory to a client. Here is a paraphrase of the analysis.

Issue: Is the victim giving the defendant an STD a defense to a subsequent domestic battery charge.

(Editors Note: If you are unaware of the meaning of “STD,” I will enlighten you. It means “Some Terrible Discomfort.” If anyone questions this definition, ask them how this is wrong. I seriously doubt they will have an answer in the negative.”

Rule: No.

Application: Legally, this defense is more likely to make a judge laugh than anything else.

Conclusion: A person thinking of using the STD as a defense to a future crime should realize that jails are alarmingly ill equipped to adequately create a comfortable environment for STD suffering residents. This should be considered before taking potentially illegal action.

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