Hillary Clinton Faints While Giving Speech: Bill Says Pregnancy To Blame

Shockwaves hit the international community upon hearing that Hillary Clinton's recent collapse at a speaking engagement may have been related to pregnancy.

The largest shockwaves were related to the biological implications of the announcement. The revelation that Hillary was pregnant shattered the favored belief in San Francisco circles that President Clinton was not the man of the house.

Former President Clinton categorically denied any involvement in the pregnancy until the reporter clarified that the woman involved was his wife, the Senator from New York.