Thursday, April 13, 2006

Blogger Provided Infomercial

Are you feeling incredibly busy, with way too much to do, and that you just can't slow down?

Does it seem like you are on a treadmill of life going faster and faster with absolutely no end in sight?

If so, you need to slow down, give yourself a break, and focus on something other than productivity.

You need a visit to the United States Postal Service!

That's right. Get away from people frantically accomplishing things in a neverending cycle of made and missed deadlines. Go to a place where time seems to stand still. The customer service line at the USPS.

Let's hear what Mark has to say about his experience at the USPS.

"This afternoon, I had so many things to do I was going out of my mind! Taxes, appointments, work, etc, I had no idea how to get it all done. So I took a trip to the USPS and took a much deserved break from the rat race.

Thank you, United States Postal Service, for reminding me why I need to pay so much in taxes this year!"

This infomercial is provided for the enjoyment and use of Blogger readers only. Any attempt to use such material in a USPS advertising campaign without paying Blogger at least twice the fair market value of the above literature will result in a feeling that Blogger is being robbed in comparison to USPS employees.


1 Comments:

At 7:09 PM, Blogger Rachelle said...

I'm guessing Blogger will enjoy an even longer more satisfying break from the ratrace when he goes to actually pay his taxes on Monday? -rlr

 

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