Blogger Provided Infomercial
Are you feeling incredibly busy, with way too much to do, and that you just can't slow down?
Does it seem like you are on a treadmill of life going faster and faster with absolutely no end in sight?
If so, you need to slow down, give yourself a break, and focus on something other than productivity.
You need a visit to the United States Postal Service!
That's right. Get away from people frantically accomplishing things in a neverending cycle of made and missed deadlines. Go to a place where time seems to stand still. The customer service line at the USPS.
Let's hear what Mark has to say about his experience at the USPS.
"This afternoon, I had so many things to do I was going out of my mind! Taxes, appointments, work, etc, I had no idea how to get it all done. So I took a trip to the USPS and took a much deserved break from the rat race.
Thank you, United States Postal Service, for reminding me why I need to pay so much in taxes this year!"
This infomercial is provided for the enjoyment and use of Blogger readers only. Any attempt to use such material in a USPS advertising campaign without paying Blogger at least twice the fair market value of the above literature will result in a feeling that Blogger is being robbed in comparison to USPS employees.


1 Comments:
I'm guessing Blogger will enjoy an even longer more satisfying break from the ratrace when he goes to actually pay his taxes on Monday? -rlr
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