Mark Bigger is Part of a Team that Sets a New Record the Day After Thanksgiving

Wal-Mart set a new record for one day sales with $1.52 billion dollars of merchandise sold. Wal-Mart communications Director Daisy Duke credited Mark Bigger for the record day.

"Mark Bigger's choice of the special five pack of Hanes Crewneck white T-shirts got us to $1.52 billion." She said, pointing proudly to an enlarged picture of Mark proudly sporting one of the shirts. "Mr. Bigger's sense of style and appreciation for fine merchandise is what has made Wal-Mart the number #1 retail store in American."

The blogger notes that the white T-Shirt is the most important part of any bachelor's wardrobe. The wearing of a white T-Shirt without additional upper anatomy coverage screams out "I'm a bachelor. Feed me!"

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