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The Legal Pad (condo of law school buddies Jeremy and Seth) is like a home away from home for me. I can go there and know that my large contributions to the western world will be ignored while any tiny itsy bitsy little quirks I may have are ridiculed and used in an ongoing campaign to keep my humble.

"A prophet. . . ."

Bakersfield is Bakersfield. 3 out of 5 Bakersfield Dentists have teeth of their own.

Nice weather. The ending of one of those "lost in the desert westerns" where the bad guy dies out in them middle of nowhere in great suffering with dust billowing around him and no water in sight is just like Bakersfield before habitation.

Many Bakersfield residents have decided to stay in school longer. I think it has to do with the country western music that they have started to play over the PA System. Anything to keep them corralled until their 15th birthday. That way we can keep them in school until they can safely leave off their own children at school and go to work.