Earthquake Rocks California (LA Times Claims Mishandling of Arnold's Hummer to Blame)

An Earthquaked rocked the Central California Coast on Monday leading to widespread speculation that Arnold has been experimenting with Hydrogen conversion in his Hummer H1. The Kennedy Family denied the allegations until they realized that despite the earthquake, hydrogen is more environmentally friendly than fossil fuel fed vehicles. They released the following statement.

"The Kennedy Family is soundly behind Arnold in his experiments with hydrogen. Fossil Fuel is the most dangerous threat to mankind and we're proud of Arnold's willingness to take a few minor risks toward the good of our environment."

Conservative talk show hosts pointed to the quake as another example of Arnold trying to shake up the Sacramento establishment. Arnold nixed ideas to use Hydrogen to power the Capitol Building and decided to start with San Franscisco.

Preliminary reports show that Arnold's Hummer was undamaged.