Had a job interview today. Criminal Defense.

Mark's interview tips:

(1) If you chew gum at the interview, don't blow bubbles. Unless you make the point that not only can you chew gum and walk at the same time, you can interview and blow bubbles simultaneously. Creativity and coordination!
(2) Keeping your hands from nervous movements is a must. Especially avoid the two hands up "I surrender" movement. Bad form. May cause unnecessarily background checks.
(3) All things considered, cut off shorts should only be worn to interviews where you are just trying to keep your unemployment coming.
(4) Disney ties should not be worn to many job interviews. Too Goofy and Daffy.
(5) Do not respond to a statement of a good employees qualifications with "Like, not a problem man. I could handle that in my sleep. Do you have a drug testing program?"