Bad Dream for Blogger

Blogger woke up in a cold sweat the other night to the feel of having his ear nibbled. For a split second your blogger visualized himself as married and was just about ready to let loose a horrific scream when he realized that the nibbler was his cat and not bloggers wife.

Upon arising in the morning and looking in the mirror Blogger found three white hairs. He also believes that he herniated a disk in his back when he rolled off the back edge of the bed. He is still looking for his retainer (to keep his teeth in place) and hopes it was not hurt in the subsequent domestic dispute.

Blogger resolved to make sure "Kitty" (his cat) is well fed every night before bedtime. Furthermore, he is keeping his Glock firmly under his pillow so that it is the first thing he comes into contact with upon waking. If cold steel is the first thing felt upon waking, it is a blessed assurance that no one human is sharing the bed.

Blogger is once again sleeping peacefully at night.