-Leno

President Bush also spoke out about the dangers posed by the people who spread sexually transmitted diseases. See typical Republican always taking a shot at Clinton. There’s no call for that.

-Letterman

There was one touching moment last night at the State of The Union address when President Bush introduced Liza Minelli’s battered husband.

-Leno

I guess you know, John Kerry the big winner in Iowa last night! Ted Kennedy introduced Kerry as "The Comeback Kid”. That used to be Bill Clinton’s name on the campaign trail – "The Comeback Kid”. Because every time he would come back to a city, he would find out whether he had a kid our not.

-Letterman

Of course the big surprise – John Edwards came in second. Edwards was quite eloquent – he said "We have two Americans, one for the rich, one for the poor. Two countries with two tax systems, two school systems and two medical systems”. Today President Bush said "Why don’t you become president of the crappy one.”

As befitting the fact that these are late night jokes, Blogger wrote the names of the jokers above the joke instead of below to signify the tiredness with which he writes this evening.