Blogger Visits Reknown Bakersfield Hangout "Buck Owen's Crystal Palace."

There are several things to say for Bakersfield folk: They eat red meat and they have red necks.

Blogger enjoyed a beautiful evening of laughing at other people dancing at the Crystal Palace (voted "Nightclub of the Year" two years running). The Buckaroos entertained the crowd with renditions of Country Hits. In fact, former Blogger friend, Jeremy Swanson, ordered a special request for Blogger "Redneck Girl." Blogger does not wish for any girls to be ordered for him. He is currently considering which hoops JS must go through before being fully forgiven (if such forgiveness is possible).

Blogger friends Isaac St. Lawrence and Seth Nathaniel O'Dell made fun of all the country folk. They especially seem to enjoy speculating on whether women rednecks buy their make-up by the pound in the bulk section of some hick beauty establishment and the apparent inconsistency that many redneck women will not step into a dentists chair but seem to enjoy surgerical procedures involving silicone (Blogger generously notes that Dolly Parton actually has nice teeth).

A devious trap was laid to try to induce Blogger to actually go down to the dance floor. He wisely sidestepped the carefully contrived snare with all of the aplomb and skill that you have come to expect from him. He also generously forgives the instrument of the plot, knowing full well that she was but a pawn in the hand of a master manipulator.

Fine food was served giving everyone an opportunity to show that you can chew and talk at the same time (a well used skill in the Palace.) Good time was had by all and Blogger looks forward to a future trip back to Buck's place.