Blogger Hypocrisy Era Ends

For almost a year now, Blogger has been living a lie.

He has got out of bed, went to work, came home, visited with friends, gone to church, political activities and other events with the knowledge that he was in fact representing a life that he did not believe in.

Living a lie is not to be taken lightly. It takes a toll. A tremendous toll on your moral and spiritual energy.

Sadly, Blogger has been completely run down by this life of falsehood. He cannot live it anymore.

He has sold his van.

He has bought a Camaro. With a Corvette Engine. A V8 Corvette Engine. A 5.7 Liter, V8 Corvette Engine.

To be more precise, a 340 Horsepower, 5.7 Liter, V8 Corvette 6 Speed Manual Transmission Engine.

Armed with a radar detector, the real Blogger takes the wheel.

Blogger has been unmasked.

In other news, Blogger law school chum, Jon Freeman, is reportedly recovering well from post anxiety stress disorder. Jon was a passenger in Blogger's Camaro when it made its first venture into plus 130 MPH territory.