I love my state. I'm not referring to insanity. I'm referring to Oregon. So here are a few slogans to promote the tourism business.

Oregon: It more than just rains here, it pours!
Oregon: Home of the top ten FBI's Most Wanted Basketball players (and the 11th and 12th too!)
Oregon: It may be legal here, but Kurt Cobain ended it all in Seattle

(For the more sheltered members of my blog reading audience, Kurt Cobain was the guy who made Courtney Love a Widow. Courtney Love is a singer of sorts made famous by Kurt Cobain. Kurt Cobain was a guy driven to song (depressing songs) by Courtney Love. Courtney Love was the girl who made Kurt Cobain widow Courtney Love. Hope that clears it up for you. I'm thinking of submitting it to A & E Biography. It could be part of a series on couples entitled "Textbook Marriages: 'Til Death Do Us Part")