Mark's Blog: Blog Readers Number One News Source

Mark's Blog was announced to be the best source of news today by a well informed blog reader. The new accolades follow on the heels of severel ground breaking news stories neglected by mainstream news sources such as The Onion and the The Howard Stern Show.

"Mark's Blog always keeps me updated on the things I really know. He's fair and balanced. He reports and lets me decide. He cuts through the clutter and makes the news interesting and fun." Said the avid reader, a huge fan of the Hydrogen Powered Hummer that Arnold tested according to a story broken by Mark's Blog. "News is generally so boring. So full of facts. But Mark's Blog cuts through all the facts to the entertainment of the issue. I always am more entertained than my newspaper and tv news watching friends!"

Mark Bigger was his predictable characteristically humble self. "The success of Mark's Blog is simple: Take the truth, give it a twist, stretch it a bit, turn it upside down, choke it half to death, and disguise it with long words smothered in chocolate. Put in the oven for twenty minutes, add a twist of lemon and serve until swallowed."

Others were a little dubious about Mark's Blog and its reliability.

But Mark used his editorial prerogative to exclude their comments, their comments made in a fit of jealousy that Mark's Blog has made it big while they are still writing stories for measly National Periodicals for Large Amounts of Money. Mark believes they will never actually write a best selling book, not to mention a best ridiculing blog. And with that, he signs off.