Blogger Breaks Bank

After paying off bar fees, buying a carload of clothes designed to make Blogger look professional (even if incompetent) in the courtroom, and traveling across country charging every gas bill in sight, Blogger's visa privileges were temporarily suspended last weekend. Blogger explains:

"Citing 'unusual account activity' representatives of visa froze his account last Saturday. Evidently the notoriously carefree dress style of Blogger made his purchase of $700 dollars worth of clothing 'unusual.' Evidently visa does not consider Blogger professional enough to pay bar fees."

Blogger will forgive them. He always does. But he gave a stern warning to customer representative Sheila Johnson, "I am not predictable. I am an Oregonian Republican working as a California Trial Attorney in Criminal Defense. Do not freeze my account because of unpredictability. Call me on my cell phone like everyone else to hear the same excuses that I give everyone else whenever they call me to complain about my behavior."

Blogger reports that he has received over a half a dozen compliments on the way that he is dressing since his arrival in California (one of them from a judge). This is precisely six more compliments than he received during his 27 year stint in Oregon.