Persecuted Rich Person of the Week: Reuben Droughns

Cleveland Browns (and former Oregon Duck) star Reuben Droughns was acquitted today of a DUI charge. His wife, Kellie, (who evidently does not have public relations experience) had this to say:

"It's been hard on us, hard on Reuben," she said. "We're taking a limo everywhere, even to the grocery store."

Poor baby.